Woah so I totally thought that I would be doing this more often. I guess when my sleep schedule got back on track I just didnt blow as much time sitting at the computer screen anymore, (or maybe my fantasy baseball team fell apart and I need to revive them somehow) Anyway here is my rant. The other day I was driving and I saw a little person on a mini Harley. It was pretty sweet, He looked just like the biker with the long hair and black leather next to him but just smaller. Which made me think hmmm, I would like everything out there to be proportional to your size. Here is my list of things that I wish were bigger for me (6'3'' 255lbs)
1. Airplane seats, I know that there is first class but thats crazy more bucks, we should be equal, so when you get your ticket they should ask your body mass, and then seat you in the most appropriate of their various size seats. I am not saying that they need to take out seats to make more room but I just think its a little unfair when the 14 year old 90 pounder in front of me drops her seat back for a 3 hour nap while I sit and ponder if my knees will ever work again.
2. Meal sizes. I think it should be a normal practice that when my waitress takes my order she should write, TDIB (this dude is big) on my ticket, which translates to hey dont jip me on the fries.
3. Keyboards, so I got fat fingers, give em some space.
4. Bathroom stalls, I choose not to elaborate
Anyway there are plenty more but like most things in my life this blog cant hold my attention for more than 20 minutes. See you two weeks.